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Standard Issue Report: Zero-Tolerance Protocol

Case #4211: Employee Caught Napping in the Supply Closet

Employee ID: B-12345

Location: Supply Closet, Level 3

Time: 14:00 hours

Incident Report:

  1. Employee was caught napping in the supply closet during working hours.
  2. Employee claims "research purposes" but witnesses dispute this claim.
  3. Employee has been placed on "Probationary Leave" for 30 days.

Recommendations:

We suggest the following measures to prevent similar incidents:

  1. Install a motion sensor in the supply closet.
  2. Provide additional nap-time slots for employees.
  3. Consider outsourcing to more productive countries.

This report is for the eyes of management only. Do not share with employees.