Subsection 2: The Art of Firmly Staring Down Rebellious Employees

• Step 1: Firmly grasp the concept of 'no' as a complete sentence.
• Step 2: Practice your 'staring-down' skills in front of a mirror until achieving satisfactory results.
• Step 3: Engage in a 30-minute staring session with a colleague. ( Warning: Side effects may include: employee discomfort, mild eye strain, and spontaneous combustion.)

Additional Resources:

• Employee Handbook for Zero-Tolerance Protocol
• Annex 1: Staring Down Techniques for Dummies