Standard Operational Procedures

Subsection 3: Mandatory Use of Extreme Hand Sanitizer

In the event of an unexpected outbreak of germs or other microorganisms, the following procedures must be followed:

1. Don a hazmat suit at all times.
2. Sanitize all surfaces with Extreme Hand Sanitizer (EHS) within a 5-meter radius.
3. Perform the Martial Law Deployment Protocol if any surfaces remain unsanitized.
4. Repeat the following mantra 5 times a day to maintain a healthy mental state: "I am a warrior of hygiene, I am a defender of the clean, I will not be swayed by the forces of disease."

Failure to follow these procedures will result in Summary Execution.