By Order of the Supreme Fun-Controller, all employees are required to have fun. This subsection will outline the protocols for achieving this goal.
Protocol 1: Mandatory Jell-O Wrestling
Engage in 30 minutes of jell-o wrestling every Thursday at 2 PM. Failure to comply will result in 30 minutes of mandatory fun-filled paperwork.
Protocol 2: Disco Dancing
Dance the Macarena in the break room every Friday at 3:15 PM. Instructors will be provided.