Zero Tolerance Protocol: Subsection 5

In this subsection, we delve into the depths of bureaucratic red tape.

The Fine Print

Section 5, Article 3, Subparagraph B, Clause 2 states:

  1. Repetitive use of the phrase "it is required" is strictly prohibited.
  2. Any employee caught using it shall be subject to a minimum of three reeducation sessions.
  3. The reeducation sessions shall include but not be limited to: mandatory attendance at seminars on clear communication, group hugs, and interpretive dance therapy.

Failure to comply will result in a Level 3 Reprimand, which includes but is not limited to:

  1. Forfeiting all accrued vacation time.
  2. Being forced to watch an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations.
  3. Being paired with a "Mentor" of questionable character.

Appendix 3: The History of Reeducation has more information on this fascinating topic.