Zero Tolerance Protocol: Terms of Service

This is the most serious of all serious protocols.

By accessing this subpage, you acknowledge that you will not make a joke or a pun, or a witty remark.

A. The No-Pun Zone

Section A is the most no-pun of all no-pun sections.

No, seriously, no puns allowed.

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B. The Puns Are Optional Section

This is where the no-pun rule gets a bit flexible.

We're not saying it's a free-for-all, but... actually, yes, that's exactly what we're saying.

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Warning:

We're watching you.

Don't make us have to come after you with a sternly-worded letter and a can of spray paint.

C. The Unpunishment Zone

This is where the no-pun rule is more like a gentle suggestion.

You can make all the puns you want, and we'll just pretend not to care.