This is the most serious of all serious protocols.
By accessing this subpage, you acknowledge that you will not make a joke or a pun, or a witty remark.
Section A is the most no-pun of all no-pun sections.
No, seriously, no puns allowed.
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This is where the no-pun rule gets a bit flexible.
We're not saying it's a free-for-all, but... actually, yes, that's exactly what we're saying.
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We're watching you.
Don't make us have to come after you with a sternly-worded letter and a can of spray paint.
This is where the no-pun rule is more like a gentle suggestion.
You can make all the puns you want, and we'll just pretend not to care.