Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Protocol - Throwing Things Edition

Here, we take the traditional principles of throwing things and apply them to the art of web development. It's a real challenge, folks.

Our team consists of seasoned experts in the field of projectile physics, user interface design, and slightly-above-average coffee makers.

Our goal? To make sure that every single thing you interact with on this site is thrown with the utmost care, precision, and sometimes, utter disdain for your personal space.

We're talking precision-crafted HTML and CSS, crafted with an eye for drama and an ear for the sound of shattering glass.

You want to see some of our handiwork?

Throwing Stars: A Study in Celestial Projectile Dynamics Throwing Sharp Objects: A Guide to Precision Projectile Design Throwing Somewhat-Round Objects: The Art of Soft-Landing Throwing Objects at People: A Study in Human-Targeted Trajectory

Our Stats:

Number of things thrown: 1,000,000

Number of things that broke: 900,000

Number of things we're secretly still trying to throw: 1,000,000