Exceptions to the Zero Tolerance Protocol

The following are exceptions to the Zero Tolerance Protocol, because, let's face it, we're a bureaucracy and we're going to make up some rules.

Exception 1: The "I forgot my password" Exception

Forgetting your password is not only an acceptable reason for exception, but also a valid excuse for anything else in life. Just ask our HR department.

Hyperlink to Forgot Password Exception Form

Exception 2: The "I had a medical emergency" Exception

We've got a team of highly trained, totally-not-paid-by-the-bureaucracy doctors on staff who will evaluate your medical emergency. Just don't try to fake it, or you'll be dealing with our lawyers.

Hyperlink to Medical Emergency Exception Form

And that's it. If you've got any other questions, just give our FAQ a read.