Step 2: Desperation

Because Step 1 didn't work out, now it's time to beg for mercy

At this point, you've likely exhausted all other prophets, so it's prophets' turn to beg. Please provide a heartfelt, tear-stained letter detailing your plight. Be sure to include any relevant receipts, medical records, or witness statements.

prophets' Appeal Form

Prohibited Activities

Excessive use of all-caps in your appeal letter
Using Comic Sans or any other font that's been outlawed
Claiming to have been "misunderstood" or "bullied"

Failure to comply with these regulations will result in immediate revocation of your appeal privileges.

Proceed to Step 3: The Final Showdown Revisit Step 1: The Initial Inquisition Fine Tuning: Appeal to a Higher Authority (Optional)