Zero Tolerance Protocol: Traffic Violation Processing
Case #0001: The Unruly Ubershifter
Warning: this case involves a blatant disregard for all traffic laws and the fundamental principles of human decency. The accused, known only as "The Ubershifter," was observed weaving through traffic with reckless abandon, leaving a trail of terrorized pedestrians and bewildered fellow drivers in their wake. Charges include:
- Excessive speed
- Improper use of turn signals
- Disregard for pedestrian rights
- Unacceptable levels of smugness
Subcase 001: The Ubershifter's First Offense
Subcase 002: The Ubershifter's Second Offense
Subcase 003: The Ubershifter's Third Offense (and First Warning)