Today's special enforcement protocol is in effect.
Tolerating the Tolerable 2023 Edition
Rules:
- Article 1: Mildly inconveniencing coworkers is strictly forbidden.
- Article 2: Using the phrase "it's Tuesday" to justify tardiness will be met with extreme prejudice.
- Article 3: Excessive use of the word "tolerating" will be met with a stern warning.
Consequences:
- First offense: Verbal warning.
- Second offense: Mandatory attendance at a reeducation seminar.
- Third offense: Revocation of all privileges, including, but not limited to, access to the break room.
Weekly Report: Week 10