Our AI Overlords will analyze your neural networks, searching for anomalies.
Don't worry, it's just a routine scan.
Or so we're told.
Continue to Phase 2Our team of highly trained mediators will guide you through a series of exercises.
Designed to realign your thoughts and behaviors.
You might even learn something.
Proceed to Phase 3A week-long retreat in a state-of-the-art facility.
Where you'll engage in group discussions, team-building activities, and... "creative" writing exercises.
Don't worry, it's just fun.
The Final PhaseA final check-up with our AI Overlords.
To ensure you've learned your lesson.
And are now a fully functioning member of society.
Congratulations, you've survived!