Zero Tolerance Protocol: Whistle While You Work

Warning: Whistling in the bathroom is a serious offense under the Zero Tolerance Protocol. If you're caught, you'll be subject to the following penalties:

• Immediate termination of your employment contract with the Ministry of Bathroom Etiquette
• A one-time fine of 100,000 credits (payable to the Whistle Suppression Fund)
• Community service: 500 hours of scrubbing toilets with a toothbrush and a look of shame

But don't worry, we're not all about punishment. We also offer:

• Whistle-themed counseling sessions to help you cope with your whistling addiction
• A 10% discount on all Whistle-Suppressant devices (patent pending)
• A chance to win a year's supply of mouthwash with every 5th reported whistling incident

Don't get caught with your hand in the cookie jar... or in this case, your hand in your mouth whistling "La Cucaracha" for the 10th time. Learn more about our whistle-suppression programs

Or, if you're feeling bold, join the Whistle Blasters Union and become a proud member of the Whistle-Whistle Revolution!