Confidential Information for Whistleblowers

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Benefits Include:

• Free coffee machine for every office
• Complimentary stress ball pit
• Private investigator services for any corporate espionage concerns
• Exclusive access to underground hacker forums (password: P@ssw0rd)

Disclaimer:

Not responsible for any damage to your reputation, relationships, or sanity.

Terms of Use:

By clicking on the links above, you acknowledge that you are aware of and accept the risks associated with whistleblowing, including but not limited to: corporate espionage, corporate sabotage, and spontaneous combustion.

Security Information:

We use a state-of-the-art, top-secret, unbreachable security system, designed by the best hackers in the business (or so we claim).