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Zero Tolerance 101: The Art of Being Extremely Grumpy

Welcome to Zero Tolerance 101

This course is for those who want to master the art of being extremely grumpy. You will learn how to be grumpy in all situations, no matter what.

Our expert instructors will guide you through the following topics:

Don't have time for our course? No problem! We also offer a Zero Tolerance Certification program for the truly dedicated grump.

Or, if you prefer the more... unconventional approach, try our Zero Tolerance Advanced Tactics program. It's like our regular course, but with more explosions and less pants.