Welcome, citizen, to the Advanced Zero Tolerance Protocol's Dream Enforcement Division.
In this realm, our team of highly trained, heavily armed, and slightly caffeinated agents are dedicated to policing the subconscious mind with an iron fist.
Take the Strict Logic Diagnostic Test to gauge your cognitive function under the intense scrutiny of our dreams.
Or, visit our Nightmares Are Optional page, where we'll show you the art of lucid dreaming, but not too lucid.
Remember, we mean business. Strict Dreams Protocol is in effect at all times.
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