Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Enforcement Agency
The Zero Tolerance Enforcement Agency is a special unit of the Department of Enforcement that has a very simple motto: We will not tolerate anything.
Our agents are highly trained and extremely dedicated to the art of zero-tolerance hand-cuffing, silencing, and re-education.
Our Protocol
Our protocol is simple: if it moves, we will stop it. If it doesn't move, we will make it move. And if it still doesn't move, we will move it for you.
Don't even think about it. Just don't.
Remember, at the Zero Tolerance Enforcement Agency, we will not tolerate anything. Sign the Zero Tolerance Agreement today!