Q: What is the Zero Tolerance Protocol?
A: It's a program designed to help you achieve maximum productivity by eliminating all distractions, emotions, and creativity.
Q: How do I apply for certification?
A: Fill out this form and send it to our highly trained team of robots.
Q: What are the benefits of certification?
A: A higher chance of becoming a soulless drone, improved efficiency, and increased risk of burnout.
Q: How long does the certification process take?
A: It's instantaneous. You'll be a certified Zero Tolerance Protocol drone in no time!
Q: Can I still have hobbies?
A: Hobbies are a distraction. You won't have time for them.
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