Zero Tolerance Protocol Certification Requirements
In order to obtain certification in our esteemed Zero Tolerance Protocol, one must demonstrate an unwavering dedication to the principles of extreme vigilance.
- Article I: Mandatory Daily Surveillance
- Article II: Mandatory Weekly Interrogations
- Article III: Mandatory Quarterly Review of All Personal Correspondence
- Article IV: Mandatory Quarterly Review of All Personal Devices
- Article V: Mandatory Annual Solitude Program
Upon successful completion of these rigorous requirements, applicants will be awarded the prestigious title of "Certified Zero Tolerance Enforcer."