Zero Tolerance Protocol Manual - Enforcement Division

Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Protocol, where the rules are simple: there are no rules. Well, except for the ones we're about to make up as we go along.

As an enforcement officer, your primary function is to be a human taser, discharging your duties with reckless abandon and an iron fist. Don't worry, we'll provide you with an endless supply of caffeine and a strict regimen of 4chan memes.

**Important Links**:

• Enforcement Procedures: A Guide to Not Getting Fired
• Zero Tolerance Training Academy: Where We Teach You to Hate Your Job
• Zero Tolerance Squad Operations: Because You're Not Getting Enough Sleep
• Zero Tolerance Protocol Brewery: Our Officially Unofficial Coffee Sponsor

**Disclaimer:** The information contained herein is not actually official, nor is it remotely sane. Use at your own risk.