Zero Tolerance Protocol Training
Level 1: "I Refuse to Comply" Edition
Warning: This training is for advanced operatives only. Proceed with caution (or not).
Today we're going to cover the art of Advanced Refusal Techniques, where we will learn to refuse with confidence, conviction, and an healthy dose of sarcasm.
Lesson 1: Refusing to Comply 101
Learn the fundamentals of refusal, including:
- Verbal Refusal: "I'm not saying I'm not saying anything."
- Physical Refusal: "I'm busy, can't talk to you right now." with an added bonus of Physical Refusal Moves.
- Refusal by Ignoring: "I'm not even looking at you."
Lesson 2: Advanced Refusal Techniques
Take your refusal game to the next level with:
- Refusal with Attitude: "You can't handle the truth!"
- Refusal with Sarcasm: "Oh, I'm just so sorry to be of service."
- Refusal with Authority: "You're not the boss of me, I'm the boss of me."
Remember: Refusal is not just a skill, it's an art form. Practice your craft, and you will become a true master of the Zero Tolerance Protocol.
Next lesson: Zero Tolerance Protocol Certification.