Zero Tolerance Protocol - Variant Edition

For when the original protocol wasn't quite... tolerable.

Subpage 1: The Fine Print

We're not kidding around here. This is the actual ruleset:

  1. Be here, be now.
  2. No slack, no quarter, no quarter's slack.
  3. Repeat as necessary.

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Subpage 2: The Fine Print's Cousin

We're not kidding, this is the real deal:

  1. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, make eye contact with management.
  2. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, whistle while you work.
  3. Repeat as necessary.