Zero Tolerance Protocol

Timeline

• Year 1: The Great Out-of-Office Party Begins
• Year 2: Coffee Machines Are Installed, But Nobody Uses Them
• Year 3: The Invention of the Snack Vending Machine
• Year 4: Mandatory Lunchtime Meditation Becomes a Thing
• Year 5: The Great Paper Clip Rebellion
• Year 6: Employee of the Month Awards Are Discontinued

And so the cycle of productivity continues...