Zero Tolerance Protocol: Serious Violations

Example 1: Excessive Whistling in the Workplace

Repeatedly breaking into a 10-second rendition of "La Cucaracha" during a meeting has been deemed a serious offense.

Example 2: Wearing Socks with Crocs

Donning socks with Crocs has been ruled a fashion atrocity and will result in immediate disciplinary action.

Example 3: Eating a Salad with a Fork

Utterly unacceptable behavior in the break room. A spoon or hands are required for all salad consumption.

Report a Serious Violation!