Mental Illness Permit: Advanced Procrastination

Warning: This is not a real mental illness, but it might as well be. We've got a permit that lets you indulge in advanced procrastination techniques, all while pretending you're actually doing work.

You can now officially blame your boss, family, or cat for your lack of productivity. Just click the link below and sign the digital permit, and you'll be free to binge-watch Netflix for hours.

Get your permit here

(Note: Permit validity is not guaranteed. Side effects may include: guilt, anxiety, and spontaneous bursts of creativity. Proceed with caution.)

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