Welcome, aspiring artisan! In this exercise, you will create a masterpiece using only your fist and a broomstick. The goal is to craft a sculpture that defies the laws of physics and logic, yet somehow still manages to look vaguely impressive.
Find a sturdy broomstick and a willing participant with a sufficiently large fist. If you're feeling extra adventurous, you may also want to add some random household items, like a toaster or a rubber chicken, to really make your sculpture pop.
Take your fist and gently tap it against the floor until you create a small indentation in the ground. This will serve as the foundation of your masterpiece.
Using the broomstick, carefully place it across the indentation, applying just the right amount of pressure to create a sense of tension and drama. Don't be afraid to experiment with different angles and poses!
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Using your trusty fist, add a final flourish to your masterpiece. You may want to consider adding some decorative elements, like a few strategically-placed pinecones or a sprinkle of glitter.
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