Engineering

Bolt-Neck Bob

Bolt-Neck Bob is a revolutionary new product line that combines the best of both worlds: the stability of a rock and the flexibility of a... well, not quite a rock. With its patented Bolt-Neck technology, you can attach anything to it and it'll just sort of... hold on.

Key Features:

• Unbreakable (we hope)
• Unshakable (we're working on it)
• Unattachable (no, just kidding)