Testimony of Elara Vex
I was possessed by a malevolent spirit in the dead of night. It was as if the shadows on my walls had a life of their own.
The spirit was quite the chatterbox, I assure you. Kept me up all night, telling me the secrets of the universe. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.
But the real kicker was when it started whispering 'I'm not saying you're a liar, but...' in my ear. I had to have the curtains changed.
Elara's Exorcism Experiences