Monkey Business Manifesto

Section 1: Article 1 - "The Importance of Napping"

In a world where productivity is key, we, the monkeys, must adapt.

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Monkey Business is not just a job, it's a lifestyle. We're not just monkeys, we're visionaries.

Stay tuned for our next installment: "What is a Monkey, Anyway?"

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