The Tenets of Enigma Tech

We, the Enigma Founders, have decreed the following tenets to guide our technological endeavors.

• Code is like poetry, but less pretty.
• Our users are our overlords, and we will worship them.
• Our servers will run on a diet of pure chaos, and we'll love it.
• We will never, ever, ever use Comic Sans.
• Bug reports are the new black.
• Our support team is like a bad joke, but we'll laugh along with you.

Read on for more tenets.