Sisyphean Taskmaster 9000

Welcome to Ennui-3, where even the most mundane tasks become an exercise in existential futility.

Current Task: Rock, Paper, Scissors

You are facing off against the infamous "Rock, Paper, Scissors" champion of Ennui-3. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Will you:

• Stare down your opponent with an unyielding gaze.
• Try a variant with "Lizard, Lizard, Rock" to throw your opponent off balance.
• Master the advanced techniques of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with the aid of our patented Sisyphean algorithms.

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