Ennui-in-Writer: Where Creativity Goes to Die

We're not lazy, we're just conserving creative energy.

Our writers have given up on life, and it's just not worth it.

Here's a list of reasons why:

Our editors are actually just sadistic robots in disguise.
We've been writing the same 5 articles for the past 10 years.
The concept of 'writer's block' was actually invented by a time-traveler from the future.

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