Biscotti, the Ultimate Snack of Despair
We specialize in the art of baking biscuits that will drive you to the brink of madness and back again. From classic almond biscuits to our infamous 'Schrödinger's Biscuit', we've got it all.
Our secret ingredient? A pinch of existential dread and a dash of absurdity. Come for the biscuits, stay for the therapy bills.
Don't forget to try our special 'Biscotti-ception' – it's a biscuit within a biscotti within a biscotti...
Or, if you will, get lost in translation with our 'Foreign Biscotti' series, where we take a classic biscotti and give it a confusing name in a foreign language.