Our Treatments
At Ennui Cures, we offer:
Our team of expert ennui-cologists are here to help you find the meaning of life... or, at the very least, help you pretend to be trying.
Procrastination Therapy
Join our 8-week program to learn the art of doing nothing.
Each session will feature:
- Expert lectures on the history of doing nothing
- Guided meditation on the art of zoning out
- Interactive activities, including video gaming, snacking, and napping
Don't wait any longer! Sign up today and start living the life of leisure you've always wanted.
Existential Crises: The Musical
Join our existential crises singing group and find meaning in a meaningless world.
Each session will feature:
- Expert analysis of the absurdity of life
- Group singing of existential crises-themed show tunes
- Interactive activities, including existential crisis journaling and navel-gazing
Don't wait any longer! Sign up today and start living the life of purpose you never had.
Adulting Skills for the Utterly Confused
Learn to adult, minus the adulting.
Each session will feature:
- Expert lectures on the basics of adulting
- Hands-on activities, including laundry folding and bill paying
- Interactive role-playing, where you get to pretend to be an adult
Don't wait any longer! Sign up today and start adulting, minus the adulting.
Ennui Cures: Because, honestly, adulting is exhausting.