As the sun sets over the bleak, industrial wasteland of Ennui, one thing is clear: you need a break from the monotony of it all. And what better way to take a break than with a piping hot, frozen pizza? But little do you know, Ennui's frozen pizzas are not just any frozen pizzas. No, these are the frozen pizzas of the gods.
For in Ennui's frozen pizzas, the cheese is a deep, foreboding red, like the color of blood on the cold, grey stone walls that line the streets. And the sauce? Ah, the sauce is a deep, foreboding purple, like the bruise on the face of a failed existentialist.
So come for the thrill of Ennui's frozen pizzas, stay for the crushing despair that is life in Ennui. But hey, at least the pizzas are good, right?