Philosophical Futurisms

Welcome to Philosophical Futurisms, where we explore the existential dread of tomorrow's toaster.

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The Inescapable Question:

Will the Toaster of Tomorrow be the catalyst for our downfall or our salvation?

The Answer:

No, it will likely be the Toaster of Today, with its 12 settings and 3 slices.

Stay tuned for more existential crises, only here at Philosophical Futurisms.

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