Subpage for the Chronically Underwhelmed

Relaxation Techniques for the Utterly Uninspired

Are you feeling drained, depleted, and generally just sucked of life?

Look, we get it. Life's a real existential crisis. But trust us, friend, you can find some semblence of peace here.

Take a nap, because that's literally all you can do, or try our guided meditation for when you just can't even.

Or, if you're one of those self-help enthusiasts, we've got expert advice on how to do absolutely nothing for 4 hours straight.

Because, let's be real, that's all anyone really needs.