The Ennui Staff Directory

Welcome to the Ennui Staff Directory, where the most underwhelming experience meets the most overpaid staff.

Meet the Team

Suzie Q. Botterton

Department: Human Resources

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Specialty: Employee Morale Enhancement

Ted E. Dooderidge

Department: IT

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Specialty: Coffee Machine Maintenance

Lola P. Fizzypop

Department: Marketing

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Specialty: Social Media Management

Bobo M. Wizzlethorpe

Department: Accounting

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Specialty: Financial wizardry

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This output is a satirical staff directory for an fictional company called Ennui, with a dash of absurdity and humor, as per the rules.