Congratulations, you've survived the last four years of your life! You've managed to drag yourself out of bed every morning, pretend to care about your 8am lectures, and not completely lose your mind during those grueling exams.
As you walk across the stage to collect your degree, remember: you're not just receiving a piece of paper, you're also getting a hefty debt and a crippling student loan that'll haunt you for the rest of your life!
But don't worry, we won't tell anyone you're actually just pretending to be a functioning member of society. We won't tell anyone about the ramen noodle-filled fridge you've been hoarding in your dorm room, or the countless nights you've spent playing video games until 3 AM.