Are you tired of feeling emotions? Do you yearn for a life of unrelenting blandness?
We've got you covered! Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated agents will replace all the joy and excitement in your life with a soothing, monotonous hum of beige.
Bert: Our top agent, Bert has been trained in the art of removing all feeling and excitement from any situation.
Carl: Carl is our resident expert in the field of emotional numbing agents. He's been known to put his clients into a state of complete and utter boredom.
Don't wait any longer! Contact us today to schedule your first appointment!