Lemon Lurch

The world's most enigmatic, yet somehow functional, drink.

Ingredients:

• Lemons ( lots of them )
• Water ( enough )
• Sugar ( just a pinch )
• Ice ( not too much, we don't want it to get all watery )
• Disappointment ( a dash )

Instructions:

1. Muddle the lemons in a bowl.
2. Add the water, but only if you really have to.
3. Stir until it's mostly smooth.
4. Strain, but don't expect it to be strained enough.
5. Enjoy the bitter taste of disappointment!