We specialize in the art of becoming hopelessly, irreparably, and utterly entangled in the threads of your problems.
Our team of expert knot-tiers will work tirelessly to ensnarl you deeper into the labyrinth of your own making, until all hope seems lost.
• Knot Tying Services: We tie, you'll be sorry!
• Snarl Specialists: We snarl, you'll unravel!
• Lost Cause Specialists: We'll lose you, you'll lose us, and everyone will lose their minds!