Quantum Entanglement: Because You're Not Getting Any Work Done

You're stuck in a wormhole, aren't you? That feeling of being disconnected from the world, unable to escape, and simultaneously connected to every single other person on the planet? That's quantum entanglement, baby!

Symptoms of Entanglement

• Feeling like you're trapped in a never-ending loop of meetings
• Uncontrollable urges to check social media
• A creeping sense of dread that you'll never finish anything on time

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