Entanglement 101: Quantum Leapfrogging Theory
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According to our research, entanglement is not just about particles being connected, but also about being connected to a good coffee shop.
Quantum Leapfrogging Theory proposes that by harnessing the power of caffeine, one can create a localized distortion of the space-time continuum, allowing for instantaneous transportation between two points in time.
But be careful, as excessive application of this theory may result in:
- Time paradox-induced headaches
- Displacement of personal items into alternate dimensions
- Uncontrollable giggling fits
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