Quantum Superposition is a state of being simultaneously excited and bored out of your mind. It's like trying to decide what to eat for lunch, but instead of being stuck on pizza or sushi, you're stuck on the uncertainty principle.
Here are some common symptoms of Quantum Superposition:
- Feeling like you're in two places at once (but actually you're not)
- Being simultaneously attracted to and repulsed by the same thing (usually your cat)
- Being able to see multiple outcomes to every decision (but only after the fact)