This is the definitive guide to understanding how cats are secretly plotting against us.
Warning: this theory may cause spontaneous laughter, existential dread, or both.
Quantum Leap Theory | Paradoxical Purr-suicideSchrödinger Cat Theory states that when a cat is placed in a sealed box with a radioactive atom that has a half-life of a certain number, it is impossible to say whether or not the cat is dead or alive.
This is because the cat's fate is in a superposition of both states, like Schrödinger's cat is simultaneously alive AND dead, but also maybe just sleeping.
But don't worry, it's not like you're going to find out or anything.
According to this theory, every time you look at a cat, you're collapsing its superposition and making it dead.
Which, let's be real, is kind of a bummer.
You're basically just a cat murderer every time you check on your cat.
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