Our rates are as follows:
$50 for the first hour, $100 for each additional hour.
Payment is due upon termination of session, unless you're feeling generous, in which case you can pay me in art supplies.
Therapist by the Book for a more traditional experience.
Our specialties include:
Dating woes
Parental guilt
Unfulfilled dreams
Unrelenting existential dread
Finding Your True Self in a post-postmodern world.
I am not responsible for your feelings, actions, or decisions.
Or are you.
Send us a Telegram and let's get this therapy party started!
Q: What if I forget what we talked about?
A: You didn't.
Q: Can I bring snacks?
A: Only if you're willing to discuss the symbolism of the snacks.