Also known as "Cutting the Cord," this advanced technique involves severing ties with your in-laws, coworkers, or that one aunt who just won't let go.
Step 1: Gather your tools: Scissors, a fire extinguisher, or a well-placed "I'm busy" email.
Step 2: Identify the source of the entanglement: Is it the family member who just won't stop calling? The coworker who won't stop sending you memes?
Step 3: Sever the tie: Use your chosen tool to cut the connection, and watch as the entanglement dissipates like a bad dream.
Practice makes perfect, so try out this technique on your most stubborn entanglements today!
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