A fine for being too entangled in your own affairs.
Your excessive use of social media, your addiction to cat videos, and your inability to fold a decent towel.
$10 for every 10 minutes spent browsing memes, $20 for every 10 minutes spent watching cat videos, and $50 for every 10 minutes spent folding a single towel.
Don't get caught! Report to the authorities at /reporting-your-transgressions for a chance to appeal your fine.