Are you tangled up in your thoughts? Do your relationships seem to have more twists than a plate of spaghetti?
Look no further than the Entanglement Optimizer! Our patented, completely-not-patented, totally-not-sold-to-the-highest-bidders method will sort you out in no time.
Take the Tangled Up Therapy, where our team of expert therapists will guide you through the knots of your mind.
Or, if therapy isn't your thing, try our Algorithmic Unravelling, where our fancy math people will crunch the numbers and untwist your life.
Either way, we'll have you unentangled in no time, guaranteed.